Ugly Mans Guide To Getting Laid!

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From the desk of Matthew ‘Ugly Man’ Doeing…

Dear Friend,

Last Friday I was out having a couple beers with some buddy’s at a local club here in south east Michigan (about 9 miles north of Detroit).

As I casually scanned the club atmosphere I saw a very attractive woman sitting with three semi-attractive friends. Without hesitation, I decided that I wanted to meet her and get her contact information so we could hook up and do something later.

So I got up, told my friends I would be back in a couple minutes and walked over and said a few key words to her. Within 3 minutes she was writing her name, phone number, and email address down for me.

And keep in mind, this was at Luna’s, a very popular club in Royal Oak, where she was being hit on all night!

And it was little ole me who got her contact information. Sweet!

It’s funny… other guys buy drinks, dance, and make asses of themselves for hours and usually wind up with nothing in these types of situations. But I was able to talk to her and get her contact information almost instantly. Go figure.

I know what you’re thinking…

“What did I say to her? How did I do it?”

Honestly, if you would have asked me if this was even possible a few years ago, I would have said “No freakin way.”

But now I do it ALL THE TIME! It’s second nature.

Fact is, it’s not that unusual for me to go out for an afternoon or evening and come home with 3 or 4 phone numbers from attractive, interesting women.

And guess what? It doesn’t really matter where I’m at. Whether I’m at the shopping mall, a nightclub like Luna’s, or even picking up a few chicken breast at the local market, I still easily meet and greet one woman after another.

And do you want to know something really cool? My techniques work EVEN BETTER in coffee shops, internet cafes, and other so-called ‘normal’ places.

And let’s be perfectly clear…

I am no beauty king! Far from it and I have witnesses to prove it.

I’m not repulsive to the eye but I’m about as ‘average’ looking as you can get – 5’11”, 13 lbs overweight, with a very unspectacular, even boring, face (I do have good hair, though). And up until a few short years ago women, especially attractive ones, never gave me a second glance. Never.

Now…woman approach me!

So what changed in my life that now allows me the luxury to attract, seduce, and satisfy women almost on demand? And what prompted me to write The Ugly Man’s Guide To Getting Laid and offer it at such a ridiculously low price?

Well, you can read my true but embarrassing story here but this web page isn’t about me – it’s about YOU and what The Ugly Man’s Guide To Getting Laid can do for you… right now!

With that said I bet you’re wondering…

“What will I learn when I crack

open The Ugly Man’s Guide?”

Great question! Here’s just a small taste…

How to create that certain mega confidence that will make you a rock star with the ladies! (Page 21) A dog ugly factory foreman’s 3 rules of success… that will bury you in desirable women! (Page 26) How my laptop computer got me laid by accident…continuously! And how it will work for you, too. (Page 113) A ‘secret’ club, in your home town, that will transform you into a man women can’t resist! I swear, women will actually APPROACH YOU and DEMAND your undivided attention! (Page 30) Do this simple task before your next night on the town… and increase your chance for romance that by 500%!” (Page 95) How to ‘break the ice’ with any woman no matter how drop-dead gorgeous she is. (Page 42) Wow! You’ve made eye contact with a girl..now what? It depends on one key factor! (Page 64) Please don’t do this to a woman you don’t love! This is pure sexual and emotional power and is like giving milk to a stray cat… she won’t go away! (Page 144) The 2 things you MUST know before approaching any woman or risk death by embarrassment! (Page 56) How To pick up a sensational woman in less than 60 seconds! This works 74% of the time (Page 52) What are you waiting for? Order Now! 8-Week, Money-Back Guarantee! Immediate access upon purchase Like magic! This is exactly how you easily capture her phone number and email address. (Page 110) You will learn about Proxemics? If you don’t know it you’re already in trouble! (Page 116) How to easily impress the hell out of a good woman without sounding like a blowhard! (Page 49) How to gently and covertly ‘bend’ any conversation with a lovely lady to the direction YOU want it to go! Yes, even to the topic of sex! (Page 49) How to score big with the ladies by checking out men! (Page 68) What you absolutely must NOT do when you first meet a woman! (Page 10) Do you do this at the bar? I did and only got laid after I stopped doing it! (Page 17) The one question you MUST ask yourself before you talk to a woman! (Page 20) Be careful! Once you develop this…you may never sleep alone again! (Page 24) The scientific connection between color and emotion! Hint: Don’t get dressed until you read this. (Page 90) A so-simple-it’s-stupid way to pick up women while picking out produce? (Page 54) “How ‘guilt by association’ can explode your sex life… with absolutely no effort by you!” (Page 71) How I scored with numerous women by politely telling them ‘NO’ to their stupid demands! (Page 38) How to be tagged a ‘great communicator’ by women…without saying a darn word! (Page 44) How I use the power of a billion dollar corporation’s selling techniques to easily guarantee me a date! (Page 46) How to turn a ruthless witch into a kitten… with one dynamite sentence! (Page 104) Get rid of this now! Or you will never have sex again without paying for it! (Page 35) How to use this unique type compliment to ignite her emotional and sexual passions! (Page 60) Simple, inexpensive ways to ‘sex-up’ your living quarters so she will never want to leave. (Page 75) 4 stupid things men do with their bodies that turn woman off sexually! (Page 78) You will learn the 7 closet erogenous zones that, when touched just right, will cause her to faint with delight! No one else is teaching this! (Page 142) You will learn the right way to massage her body to get what you want. Warning! Continue to massage her wrong and she will grow to hate sex with you! Learn the right way… before it’s too late! (Page 35) What are you waiting for? Order Now! 8-Week, Money-Back Guarantee! Immediate access upon purchase How to gain a full inch of length on your ‘Johnson’ just by doing this! (Page 83) Do this, then this, as soon as you enter the bar and you will not go home alone! (Page 97) How to ignite her sexual desire in you…by saying ‘goodbye’! (Page 100) 16 easy ways and 1 secret way to know if she is ready to take you to the next level! (Page 122) A simple nonchalant act you can do today to spark a positive sexual emotion from that special lady. (Page 139) How to perfectly perform this act on her. I guarantee she will have a new found respect for your mouth! (Page 150) How to lose weight and strengthen the ‘stiffy’ at the same time! It doesn’t get any easier than this. (Page 86) “How To Use these rare foreplay secrets before your next love session… and watch as she erupts in pleasure! I swear, you won’t recognize her!” (Page 141) You will learn that when you kiss her like this, right there, she may yank your hair out by the roots in passion! Learn your ABC’s and she will claw your back bloody in pure pleasure! (Page 151) How to persuade most women to do this ‘taboo’ act. Even if she said she never would! (Page 156) How to strengthen the mighty PC for maximum and enduring sexual pleasure for you and her! (Page 157) Don’t ruin an incredible marathon sexual experience by doing this as soon as you’re done. (Page 159)

Whoops… almost forgot… I didn’t mention the videos…

Yup, not only will you instantly receive The Ugly Man’s Guide To Getting Laid I have also included over 70 videos from some of the top seduction and behavioral experts in the world today. And they are all free to you!

But I’m still not done yet!

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	How to Make Love All Night Long! (And Drive Your Woman Wild!)! Learn the rare secrets to multiple male orgasms and other secrets for extremely long lovemaking sessions! 97 pages
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	The Comprehensive Guide to Finding Your Perfect Woman Discover Amazing Dating Secrets You Can Use to Get Any Beautiful Woman You Want Even If You Are Butt-Ugly, Missing Teeth & Have Struck Out With Every Single Woman You’ve Ever Approached! 31 pages
	Romantic Relationships! What You Always Wish You Knew about Dating: A Guide to Romantic Relationships! 99 pages
	Shy Guy’s Guide To Success With Women   One of the biggest (if not THE biggest) reasons a lot of men have trouble with approaching and ‘picking up’ women they like is because they are way too nervous to look a girl in the eye, let alone approach her and tell her the way they feel. 38 pages
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	Online Dating Bliss In 5 Simple Steps – Pamela Troemml Online dating is not all fun and games and there are a lot of things that a person has to know about online dating before one gets into the intricacies of it. Online dating may seem to be the simplest thing in the world but it is not. 51 pages
	Handbook For Dating Ideas Short report that will give you several good ideas for a unique dating experience! 6 pages
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	Players Guide To Picking Up Women! As the author of this book, I believe nice guys can finish first. But, they just have to change their approach with women. I’ll show you how! 47 pages
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• Yes, Matt! Please rush through my order for the The Ugly Man’s Guide To Getting Laid! I understand all your ‘get laid’ secrets on how to attract, seduce, and satisfy women are available to me instantly.
• I understand that I will also receive all the videos you promised PLUS all the killer bonuses mentioned above. I understand these are mine to keep…forever…no matter what!
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